Nugget Silly Dog

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Occasionally, I try to imagine what my dog ​​is thinking. I figure his thoughts are either one extreme or the other intellectual, so happy, it is to find the flaws in the space-time continuum or mentally singing "break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."

There may be a third choice here as well: a voice in the head of Hap saying that in the hamster wheel to keep quiet, he tries to get some sleep.

But assuming it's the clever tricks, I decided to write what I imagine my golden retriever thinks about a typical day. It gets a little silly and wacky here and there.However, if you're sitting in "Captain America" ​​this summer, you can manage that.

Friday, 8 am: ​​Ah, the breakfast, which they say is the most important meal of the day. Maybe. But that's nothing compared to my meal of the day. One question: The bag receives food from Pierre said "Science Diet", but it tastes more like a handful of bugles. Which can only mean that it is Beneful. It does not use the old trick of putting the cheap things in the bag expensive. Is it?

Friday, 8:25: I'm glad we get out of this work long after the breakfast meeting calories. Of course, if Peter is really fattening food Beneful me that we will have to walk in Green Bay, Wisconsin. to get rid of him. Well, nothing not to like Benny, a golden retriever heavy we sometimes see on our walks. He says he weighs the same as me. I reply that it's true that if we moved to the planet Mercury.

But there is no question that his stomach is too big and it is scraping against the road. How else can you explain this impression sewer? And the words "property of the sewer system of rye?"

Or is it corporate logo gone too far?

30-11 hours Friday 09 hours: The first seven of my naps. I dream that I am and I am a Snausage chasing a donut through the Lincoln Tunnel. Nope, no sexual meaning there. And the fact that I have not had a date in months? Still no meaning.

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Here's a hint: Vary the meals, cook / prepare them properly, and there are some vegetables that are unfit for human consumption. Okra is one of them. And boiled cabbage. And boiled carrots. But children will eat nutritious meals, if you prepare them right and give them, you know, flavor. If you do not want to fry or dip them in cheese, try playing with herbs and seasonings.

Just because your child does not like something does not mean you let said do not mess to eat.

First, the kids will eat vegetables if you prepare them right. Nobody likes soft boiled vegetables. Most mothers seem to forget it and cook the vegetables in this way. Here's a hint: either make them "jump" style or steam. There are steam pans really cheap or you could probably even build one yourself out of a regular pot and a strainer. Steamed vegetables are crisp and not turn bitter (unless you steam too long). I would not touch cooked vegetables as a kid, but I loved the steamed vegetables. Also, a little butter and some herbs go a way LONGGG.

Just a suggestion, if you're really asking for trouble.

In addition, a child will eat something if you tell them they receive nothing. If I refused to eat a meal, my mother would not cook anything for me. She told me I was eating a meal or I was not eating. I chose not to eat this meal at all, it would put the leftovers in the fridge and it was my snack if I asked one. Now, after eating vegetables and cold pasta a few times, I started eating my food to my meals, like a good little girl. The children are hungry and they will eat if you are firm about this.

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